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		<title>Another Politician Without a Clue</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was watching either CNN or MSNBC last night (not sure which) and I see this Senator from Tennessee squawking about how he is on a mission to ban Girls Gone Wild television ads with a measure he calls his &#8220;Girls Gone Wild Be Gone Bill.&#8221; Let’s try to forget for a moment that we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hiredmonkey.com/2007/01/18/another-politician-without-a-clue/</link>
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		<title>Monogramming &#8230; why?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What is wrong with people that feel the need to monogram their stuff? Do they sometimes forget their initials? Are they senile? What are you saying to the world when you have the kind of money that you can just afford to stitch your initials all over your stuff? Sounds to me like you are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hiredmonkey.com/2006/11/04/monogramming-why/</link>
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		<title>A 10 year erection will win you $400,000</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The associated press reported this week that a former handyman from Rhode Island has been awarded more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a malfunctioning penile implant.
Charles Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before new drugs like Cialis went on the market. The implant he received called the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hiredmonkey.com/2006/10/05/a-10-year-erection-will-win-you-400000/</link>
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		<title>Sirius Satellite Radio is the only way to go</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ I just want to let it be known that I have been listening to Sirius Satellite Radio for about 10 months now, and I am never going back to “Free FM.” It came to my attention that Sirius was offering a free online trial, so I figured I would point it out to my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hiredmonkey.com/2006/09/28/sirius-satellite-radio-is-the-only-way/</link>
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		<title>James Frey Lawsuit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don’t even know why I wrote about this the first time around, I think it was because I just can’t stand Oprah. Anyway “A Million Little Pieces” is back in the news, and you are not going to believe this. It has been reported that a settlement has been reached in a class action [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hiredmonkey.com/2006/09/08/james-frey-lawsuit/</link>
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		<title>Mexico not so happy about immigration</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whether you are happy about immigration or pissed off to the core here is some food for thought. The good President Fox of Mexico thinks we should tear down our fence at the border and allow Mexicans to cross illegally. Yet at the same time President Fox has his own military stacked along his southern [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hiredmonkey.com/2006/08/15/mexico-not-so-happy-about-immigration/</link>
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		<title>Big Dig Disaster</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I came home from vacation earlier this week and to my dismay the I-90 Connector Tunnel was closed. My normally 15 minute ride turned into a 3 hour bad joke. Why is the tunnel closed? Oh because thousands of pounds of concrete fell the fuck off the tunnels ceiling and killed a woman. How could [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hiredmonkey.com/2006/07/20/i-90-connector-tunnel-closed/</link>
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		<title>Taser needed to tame 92 year old man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Looks like the police are out having some fun with tasers again. The title of this post should probably have been &#8220;Florida Police Officer is a gigantic pussy&#8221;, but I did not think that would have been descriptive enough to give people the gist. Here is the release from the press;
United Press International
A sheriff&#8217;s deputy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hiredmonkey.com/2006/04/10/taser-needed-to-tame-92-year-old-man/</link>
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		<title>Class action suit against Apple</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here we go again with another unwarranted lawsuit wasting taxpayers’ money. Here is a little background info incase you missed it. A Louisiana man has filed a class action suit against Apple Computer, the makers of the popular iPod product, saying that Apple has failed to take sufficient steps to prevent hearing loss among iPod [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hiredmonkey.com/2006/03/02/class-action-suit-against-apple/</link>
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		<title>Coburn Construction Web Design</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Coburn Construction hired a monkey to design their online web presence. We built them a total web design from the ground up using a clean CSS style layout, thus increasing user accessibility all while reducing costly bandwidth overhead and load times. You can see this clean and table free website design in action at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hiredmonkey.com/2006/02/22/coburn-construction-web-design/</link>
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