Hire Me

MeWith the growing popularity of blogs an older uglier side of the internet is starting to show its head once again. What might this be, you ask? Donation websites. In the beginning it was clever, I have to admit. One kid put himself through college, while a girl had her breast implants paid for. Now it seems that a more subtle version of the donation site is appearing everywhere. Why is it that every average Joe who designs a website about their Pez collection, cat, vacation, or crappy job feels the need to put a Paypal donation, or Amazon wish list button on it? This crap MAY be entertaining for some, but do they really deserve my money for just existing?

Here is where Hired Monkey is different. Like everyone else, I too would like to make a buck to put myself through college and make my parents proud. The difference is that I plan on working hard for your money. What can I do for you? I have no idea, but I hope you do, as the sky is the limit. It has been said that “everyone has their price.” I for one think this is true, and for the right price I too will do just about anything(*) for you. By hiring me you will have the option to have your completed job posted right here on this very website. Talk about getting more bang for your buck. Not only will I work for you, but I will also give you a free plug on my website that will last forever.

Some Ideas

Coming soon.

Although I am second guessing listing ideas here since I do not want to give people a limited list of ideas. I want to make it clear that I will do anything.